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Friday, September 30, 2005

babytalk

i got my baby talk today and thelaugh it off page just cracked me up so im posting it here lol

How to prepare for nursing
Forget that old advice about "gently rubbing your nipples with a dishtowel" If you REALLY want to feel ready to breastfeed heres what to do
day 1: gently rub your nipples with sandpaper.

day 2: at bedtime set your alarm clock to go off every 2 hours. each time it rings spend 20 minutes sitting in a rocking chair with your nipples clamped in a pair of chip clips.

day 3: draw branching lines all over your chest with a blue-green marker, then stand in front of your bathroom mirror and sing "I feel pretty".

day 4: open your already overcrowded freezer and make room for 5 dozen plastic milk containers.

day 5: fit the hose of a vacuume cleaner over one breast and set on medium pile. turn off vacuume when nipple is three inches long. switch breasts.

day 6 : obtain "do not cross" tape from your local police station thenwrap firmly around your chest. when your spouse asks about it say "get used to it"

day 7:tape a water baloon to each breast and squeeze into maternity bra. repeatedly hook and unhook the nursing flaps with one hand while using the other to balance a sack of squirming puppies

day 8: dine in hte fanciest snootiest resteraunt you can afford making sure to arive with a big wet spot over each nipple

day 9: record your mother proclaiming "just give hte baby cereal like god intended and shel sleep through the night." play in an endless loop at 1 am 3 am and 5 am

day 10: slather your breasts in pnut butter top with birdseed and stand very still in your backyard.

day 11: go someplace public ( a museam courthouse the steps of your office building) and stuff a lifelike doll under your shirt. use the dolls arm to suddenly hike up the shirt past your collar bone. lower shirt. feign nonchalant smile.

day 12: suckle a wolverine

congratulationa you are now ready to nurse a baby. maybe.

thank you baby talk im still giggling



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it lies


How evil are you?

cause we all know im not good lololol

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cant move

a muscle omg i can barely type let alone walk! opening a door aaak i almost fell over lol but.........
i got a bunch more done!
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and today!
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looks great huh ! I even ripped out the STUMPS! by myself! (which explains my utter muscle failure) i would be in the shower right now except kiara decided she was hungry NOW!! and didnt care that i was dirty sweaty exausted and stinky! ok shes done now im going to go shower.. LOVE TO ALL!

posted by Kristina @ |11:23 AM|
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Busy busy

Yesterday was a busy day. I cleaned my fingers to the nubs LOL (literally I had a bloody finger or 2) I vacuumed floor to ceiling (stupid daddy long leg webs) scrubbed toilets (there are 4 males in this house YUCK) swept mopped washed door jambs walls (4 kids lotsa finger prints LOL) oh I cleaned the fish tank too thank you mr clean eraser (wish theyd last longer) no not the fish tank LOL but it sure got some scuff marks offthe walls and jambs that my clorox wipes didnt ........
anyway as i ws cleaning the jamb to my front door (plopped on the floor kiara in arms watching) i took the stupid thing to a section of my grout on the entry floor OMG shoot me I spent the next 2 hours of my day scrubbing grout and my poor mr clean eraser only lasted a few minutes lol i then went through (by went through i mean when i was done they where nothing but a pile of green threads) 2 scotch brite 3m green scrubby things heres some pics
before
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anyways that was ALL me no soap just elbow grease and some good scubbers lol im rather proud of it myself i had about 20 more pics of the clean floor but i figured u didnt wanna see them lol Kenny once again didnt notice =( but he did finally notice the missing bushes last night lol speaking of im going to go cut some more down now enjoym y pretty floor I AM! OH i just rememberd i also unpacked 2 more boxs AND organized and cleaned the garage lol and of course my regular stuff feeding changing playing with the kids dropping off and picking up E from school ahh the life of a mommy lol

posted by Kristina @ |9:30 AM|
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SPF

this weeks theme is your front porch alas i have noone to take a pic of me on it but hereit is in all its not yet decorated or fixed up glory............
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posted by Kristina @ |9:11 AM|
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fridays feast

Appetizer
When was the last time you visited a hospital?
middle of august for my post op visit
Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?
uhmmm i dont know 6??
Salad
Make a sentence using the letters of a body part.
hmmm im taking the easy out toe.. tell others everything

Main Course
If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it? no idea somehting to do with motherhood probably but not how u think lol prob something for us sahms to get out once in a while just us girls and hang out

Dessert
What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?
gag me shades of poo lmao

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posted by Kristina @ |9:09 AM|
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TKD

we went to evans new tkd wednesday night he enjoyed way more laid back less kids bigger building and its going to be about 60 bucks cheaper a month! heres some pics..............
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the teacher for that class miss kim thought he was way cute lol he goes back tonight maybe not sure when we are leaving for redding hmm noo hes going tonight lol kennywont be home till 6 anyway and class gets out at 630 plenty o time lol unless he gets off work early heck for all i know he has to work tomorrow too who knows! lololol





posted by Kristina @ |9:00 AM|
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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Tagged

iv been tagged thanks Sher 7 answers to 7 questions thingy to see ............


7 Answers to 7 Questions

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. travel everywhere
2. be a better person
3. Be the best mom in the world.
4. spend the rest of my life with the love of my life
5. add on to my house (Kiara needs her own room u know)
6. skinny dip in my pool in my back yard (bet u wanted to know that)
7. have horses and be a vet tech

7 things I can do:
1. kiss away owies
2. be a chaufer
3. do yard work.
4. have 4 children 7 and under and still have a sm amount of sanity left
5. breastfeed
6. cook/clean/ the usual mommy stuff
7. eat ice cream like no other


7 things I cannot do:
1. get a full nights sleep
2. sleep all night
3. get a break
4. get 40 winks
5. ever have all the laundry done fore more then an hour
6. not love my children
7. did i mention sleep all night?

7 things that attract me to another person:
1. blue eyes (hehe)
2. kindness
3. gentleness
4. personality
5. sense of humor
6. understanding
7. caring

7 celebrity crushes:
Hmmm...that's hard.
1. Kenny hes a celebrity at our house (u should hear the hoards scream when he pulls up)
2. johnny depp iv hada thing for him since scissorhands (yes im afreak)
3. emelio esteves young guns baby yummyyy
4. carey elwes the princess bride hehe
5. i admit to crushing on jonathan from nkotb
6. jack (lost) is pretty hot
7. sawyer (lost) that bad boy things kinda yummy


7 Things I say the most:
1. i love you
2. pretty pretty princess
3. heyya buddy
4. finish your homework
5. get a diaper
6. clean your room
7. shhhh the babys asleep

7 bloggers I am tagging:
Kenny
Shel
Maria
Vonnie
and anyone else who hasnt done it yet!

posted by Kristina @ |11:04 AM|
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thursday threesome

Little lost sheep

Onesome: Little-- by little we work our way through the week. Do you have anything fun coming up this weekend or in the next week? ...or maybe you're ready for a little relaxation? we are going to my mil's house this weekend to help plumb electric and fill her pool

Twosome: Lost-- Do you get lost easily? ...or are you one of those people who always seems to know where they are? what im somewere? dang let me look around and try n figure it out

Threesome: Sheep-- ...and goats and rabbits and, and, and: What is the favorite critter you look forward to seeing at the petting zoo (if you're a fair goer)? ...and if not, well, which one would just as soon not run across on a walk around the block? I mean, if you were the type who walked around the block and the farm animals escaped from Farmer John's truck on his way to the Fair...
horses oh wait petting zoo??? petting zoo animals prob the baby animals like the deer... baby deer are way cute

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posted by Kristina @ |7:36 AM|
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

precrawling

this is for Aunty Sheri and anyone else who wants ta see it =)........

here I GO!
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oops that didnt go right
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ill just go this way
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try try again
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ohh a camera
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whats that
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howd i get back here
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i was GOING for the toys MAAAN

posted by Kristina @ |9:51 AM|
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giggle

boy were they tired lol .....
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Jarod has a christmas stories book in his hand he fell asleep "reading" it and well Cay being the super eater he is fell asleep with a plate and spoon in his hand (from their play kitchen) and they fell asleep doing that instead of watching the movie robots which was playing on their tv cute movie by the way we all enjoyed it here

posted by Kristina @ |9:17 AM|
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Go Kris Go Kris

well wednesday is our garbage day here also recyclables and green waste so iv made a plan for myself every tuesday afternoon ill fill whatever space isleft in out green waste bin with whatever there is that needs cut back and theres alot!anyways yesterday (it being tuesday) i did this......

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and the sad part is Kenny didnt even notice sniffle hmm wonder if he will notice before he reads my blog today.. oh well i did it all by my lonesome looks way better lol gotta get the rest of them out and then can pull up the roots (shouldnt be to hard they are just in sand why i dont know but thats all thats there sand lol) and then the trellis can come down and my yard will be way prettier and open. I also trimmed a few really hangy annoying almost dropped to theground branches from that tree on the other side of the deck can u tell?... I also made nanner bread yesterday yummyyyyyy go me go me go me





posted by Kristina @ |9:00 AM|
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way back wednesday

well alas i cant play this week... but you can go check it out and let me know if you played! over at the kept woman on my blogroll

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

the things

they think about! i swear lmao kids kill me .. Kenny was putting on Jarods night diaper the other day.. jarod strips his undies plops to the floor and grabs himself trying to look past his privates... Kenny asked what are you doing?? ... the response... Daddy! I have a hole in my butt!

posted by Kristina @ |9:29 AM|
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YOU

CAN'T SEE ME! because.....

I blend in
what do u mean you see me?
eh oh well
Good morning Jarod (doesnt he look wide awake)
well.... I can blend into the sky so there lol


posted by Kristina @ |8:58 AM|
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boys

are so dirty lol... which isnt fun because jarod and cay both are terrified of getting their hair washed.. jarod shakes SO hardhe can barely stand up all the while screaming like im cutting his legs off which of course freaks out caylumand makes it so he doesnt want his hair washed either ughh but when u look like ......

this



sorry kiddo your gettin SCRUBBED lolisnt he prettyful!




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Monday, September 26, 2005

monday madness

1. Ice cream or Yogurt? ice cream!
2. What's your favorite board game? iv got alot of htem i like cranium its fun (creative cat dad?)
3. Do you play video games? If yes, what game system(s) do you use? now and then my son has a n64 and agame cube
4. If you were given a chance to change your name, would you do it? If yes, what would your new name be? no and no idea
5. What are the last 2 blogs that you've visited? Please share the links with us so we can check them out. shades of pink and monday madness lol
6. What's your biggest frustration? hmmmm at the moment its my 7 yr olds homework lol its SO much fun making him do it .... (can you hear the sarcasms pouring ??)

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Friday, September 23, 2005

formal

taekwondo pictures .. yes i finally got them they turned out SO awesome!!!!!!! he looks so great in it soo LOOK AT ME NOW I AM EVAN HEAR ME ROAR WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I COME lol love it! i want a huge postersized one of it for his wall how cool that would look hmm wonder how to go about getting that done will places do that anymore with a prof pic? hmm anyway to see his awesome pic please.....

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AWESOME ISNT IT!
he chose his weapon and the background too he looks great and im not in the least bit biased =)


posted by Kristina @ |11:43 AM|
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evan got

a hair cut yesterday he chose the style he wanted and everything to see before and after please....

before
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his hair is SO thick and long it stuck out all over when he woke up lol bedhead

After (also its picture day at school so hes looking snazzy dont ya think!)
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lookin good =) remember HE chose the hair style =) ( it looks good layig down too lol ill get pics of that after his shower tonight)

posted by Kristina @ |11:38 AM|
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